my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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