You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How many fucks given?
0.12846
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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