you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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