Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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