Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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