This is not my ceiling
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Randomize
