I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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