I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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