Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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