Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Randomize