New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You were trust falling into bushes
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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