The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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