but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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