'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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