STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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