those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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