Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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