No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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