On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
