Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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