I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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