I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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