thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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