the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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