Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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