He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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