no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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