but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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