Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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