I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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