so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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