no. you can't hotbox the world.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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