That's when you crack a 10am beer
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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