No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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