what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i out mim tonsoeep
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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