I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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