I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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