ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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