Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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