Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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