Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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