no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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