It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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