We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Randomize
