So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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