Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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