Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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