fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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