If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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