Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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