A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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