If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Terrible idea I love it
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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