They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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