but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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