no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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