It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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