Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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